Some current headlines;
- President Bush announced that terrorist 'detainees' will be given Geneva Convention status.
Isn't this great? And of course the terrorists will now adhere to the same rules on their side.
- Katherine Harris won the Republican vote to run for the Senate in Florida. You remember Katherine, she counted the votes when Bush stole the presidency from Al Gore.
- Fast food restaurants being planned for prisons. Oh boy, McDonalds' fatty salads for prisoners. It's not cruel and unusual punishment, is it? Is it?
- Jewish man tossed off Air Canada Jazz flight for praying. After a pilot got locked out of his cockpit on a recent Jazz flight, oi vey, we should all be praying?
- Motorist jailed for blowing up speed camera. Shouldn't we chip in for his bail and defence?
- August death total in Bagdad morgue triples. Sheeez, what are those people in the morgue dying of?
Ah, the universe is unfolding as it should ...
unravelling?
You mean they're comning into the morgue alive? Maybe they're giving them a McDonalds salad to revive them?
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