Thursday, April 24, 2008

Plastic Minds

A Florida plastic surgeon, Dr. Michael Salzhauer recently wrote a book, My Beautiful Mommy.
He wanted to help children understand why their mothers were having plastic surgery. The book is for 4 to 7-year olds. Some don't like it. Some people wonder why children need to know why Mommy isn't happy with herself. Some believe that children at this age shouldn’t even be exposed to plastic surgery. Maybe society beauty fixer Salzhauer needs to be more honest in his approach to children. Maybe Dr. Quacko wants little children to be prepared for the future by reassessing themselves, at four years old. A lucrative future for him?

Maybe this is how it should have gone - - -

Dear little Billy; Your Mommy wasn't happy, she had a ugly nose got a guy to cut some of it off! Now she has a pretty nose but it runs.

Dear little Mary: Your Mommy was a hippo. She had chocolates under her pillow. She got a man to vacuum up her fat. Now she can eat all the burgers she wants. With onion rings please. They gave the fat to Daddy for his car engine.

Dear little Terry: Your Mommy had teeny lil pancake boobies. She went and got really really big plastic ones put in. Now she can flirt with your school friends and Daddy's boss. She could have just played beach volley ball and no one would have noticed anything.

Dear little Sammy: Your Daddy had such a teeny wee dinky, when he peed he'd go ON the toilet seat because he couldn't get hold of it to aim. He got a man to stick Botox into it and now he doesn't need to hold it at all. But he now pees OVER the sink.

Dear little Sarah: Your mommy had thin lips and Daddy didn't think they were sexy, so she got the same stuff put in there that Daddy got in his dinky and now she has big fat lips. Daddy likes them way better because they make him think sexy, but they are so hard now she can't smile or move them. Daddy just pees.

Are you children too fat?

Perhaps plastic minds are in our future.

Monday, April 21, 2008


Ummm ... shouldn't it be called Global COOLING?

Monday, April 07, 2008

NEW: Cellphones in aircraft in flight

As we reported in a post here in July, 2007, (Cellphone study ... er revelation) the technology is now becoming available to enable the use of cell phones on airplanes while in flight. The latest to announce the new technology is Air France. The April 8, 2008, Travel Watch section of the Wall Street Journal now reports -

The European Union has opened the way for travelers to talk, text or send emails on mobile devices using European GSM technology while in the air. Air France unit has run successful trials in which customers could send text messages and emails, but not talk, on phones. Now, along with partner OnAir, a unit of plane maker Airbus, Air France is running a trial of in-flight voice calling on an Airbus A318 operating on routes in Europe.
Notice the word TRIALS. The technology is just becoming available.

There was no word from the NSA, NORAD, CIA, the FBI, the Secret Service or any other government agency including the White House on how those mysterious in-air cell phone calls were supposedly made on September 11th, 2001 when it was impossible to do so.
Once again, does this mean the 9-11 truth seekers are right?

Josef Goebbels, Hitler's infamous propaganda chief, once said, 'If you tell a big enough Lie, and keep on repeating it, in the end people will come to believe it.'
... not all of us.