The Top Ten Lines from the original memorable movies - with their 2009 remake updates.
10 - Casablanca – Humphrey Bogart character Rick Blaine to Ilsa;
Original – "Here’s lookin’ at you, Kid."
2009 Remake – “Let’s get the hell on that plane, I just killed Paul Henreid!”
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9 - The Wizard of Oz – Judy Garland character Dorothy to Toto, her dog;
Original – “Toto, I have a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.”
2009 Remake – “Toto, get off my leg and stop that! Oh all right, oh, ooo TOTOOOH!”
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8 - In the Heat of the Night – Sydney Portier character Tibbs;
Original – “They call me Mister Tibbs.”
2009 Remake – “Sup, Bro?”
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7 - Sudden Impact – Clint Eastwood character Harry Callahan to Punk;
Original - “Go ahead, Punk, make my day.”
2009 Remake – “Bang! Oops.”
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6 - Apocalypse Now – Robert Duvall character Colonel Kilgore to troops;
Original – “I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like Victory.”
2009 Remake - “I love the smell of my palm in the morning. It smells like my buddy Victor.”
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5 - Apollo 13 – Tom Hanks character Jim Lovell to ground control;
Original - “Houston, we have a problem.”
2009 Remake – “Ground Control to Major Tom, Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong. Can you hear me, Major Tom?”
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4 - The Shining – Jack Nicholson character Jack Torrance to anyone;
Original – “Here’s Johnny!”
2009 Remake – “Here’s Conan!”
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3 - Broke Back Mountain – Jake Gyllenhaal character Jack Twist to Ennis;
Original – “I wish I knew how to quit you.”
2009 Remake – “Sheep? Where?”
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2 - Citizen Kane – Orson Wells character Charles Foster Kane in dying breath;
Original – (harsh whisper) …“Rosebud.”
2009 Remake – (harsh whisper) …“B.C. Bud.”
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2a - The Godfather – Marlon Brando character Don Vito Corleone to Tom;
Original – “Make him an offer he can’t refuse.”
2009 Remake – “Godfather Pizza, 2 pepperoni for 1 deal! You can’t refuse!”
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1 - Gone With the Wind – Clark Gable character Rhett Butler to Scarlet Ohara;
Original – “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
2009 Remake - “Fuck off, Scarlet.”
Only you would think these up.
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