Friday, December 26, 2014

The Royal Y Ears

At the race track - Left to right ...... thinking ....

Queen Mum                              =  "I've got lendmeyourears,  12 to 1 in the fifth."
Hat woman                               =  "I cannot stop staring."
Prince Charles                          =  "I can hear the ocean."
Background man                      =  "Stiff upper lip."
Hat woman husband                 = "You will STOP staring, we'll be disgraced."
Queen Elizabeth                       = "I know just what them bastards 're thinkin."
BG man                                    = "Stiff upper lip."
BG man                                    = "Blimey, stiff upper lip."
Laugh lady                               = "Dumbo. I can't help it."
Prince Phillip                           = "You stop that!"
BG man                                   =  "Veddy stiff upper lip."
Soldier                                     =  "This is way too funny, I'm outa here!"

Sunday, December 21, 2014

Merry Christmas















♫   Last  Christmas,   I  gave  you  my  heart,  

The  very  next  day,   you  gave  it  away .....  


♪   This  year,   you're  getting  a  toe,    ♫

With  plenty  of  toenail  fungus ......     ♪♯



(with apologies to George Michael)

Thursday, December 18, 2014

The incredible GTR


Documentary of the focus and achievement of building the Nissan GTR, aka Godzilla.

Nissan GTR - Godzilla on wheels. Design and engineering






 GTR walkaround here







the really Godzilla