I'm ba-a-ack! Now all we gotta do is find Mr. Bill.
(It was never my fault.)
Do not accept imposters |
Gumby's Lament
I'm not Lisa, my name is Gumby
Lisa left you years ago
My eyes are not blue
But mine won't leave you
Til the sunlight shines through your face ...
My eyes are not blue
But mine won't leave you
Til the sunlight shines through your face ...
maybe from a magnifying glass!
Sheez, I'm not Lisa ... I'm GUMBY!
(apologies to Jessi Colter)
Sheez, I'm not Lisa ... I'm GUMBY!
(apologies to Jessi Colter)
It is pure speculation that Mr. Bill was lured by someone GREEN onto a Verona opera stage where Pavarotti sat on him during a performance of Rigoletto and that he was never removed when Luciano died, these rumors are unconfirmed. The Italian Carabinieri are uncooperative, considering it a la Triviata issue. However, the rotund Tenor's famous hanky casts a shadow of verdant suspicion.